What's the Matter, Harry Potter?

My neighbor in Little Whinging, best friend in class, and I consider him my brother (at least that's what I tell my friends). He is my internet bro. Nobody else but Picasso dela Cruz.

According to his Friendster Testimonials, he's really cool. I can attest to that one. But to say that he's *kebs* when he and his friends went out on a binge, drinking and singing (he was the one singing. horrible thought...), a guy fell dead on their table, and when the cops arrived at the scene of the crime, well... he's still singing his lungs out! By george, what a guy...

He may look a little latin, but he's a brit to the core. If he has any doubts on what you might say, he'd go "Really, now?!"

Got any problems? Go to him. Got any books to recommend? Or need any recommendations on what books to read? Go to him. Got ugly pictures you need to brighten up? Or got good pictures you need to embellish? Go to him. He's my all-around tool-handy, quick-fingered (and -tongued), fast-eyed (not crossed), friendly neighborhood Harry Potter (nope, not Spiderman, though he wishes...)